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Please read caption person's Day 3 gallery (tgam.ca/tiffday3) before becoming offended by the one below.

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This is British actor Benedict Cumberbatch at the Toronto International Film Festival.Fred Thornhill/Reuters

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He is incredibly ugly.Frank Gunn/The Canadian Press

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His skin is the delicate white of a new Subaru Forester.Fred Thornhill/Reuters

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You look at this and you realize that you could easily be a movie star if all you had to do was look this hideous.Nathan Denette/The Canadian Press

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Benedict Cumberbatch is his stage name. His real name is Reginald Gargoyleface.Frank Gunn/The Canadian Press

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He is even more grotesque when he smiles.Frank Gunn/The Canadian Press

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Probably going bald, too. Editor's Note: please read caption person's next celebrity gallery <a href="http://tgam.ca/tiffday3" target="_blank">here</a> that will explain the context for the preceding captions.Fred Thornhill/Reuters

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