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First he was Snoop Dogg, then he was Snoop Lion, and now apparently he is Snoop Yoda at the TIFF press conference for the film ‘Reincarnated’ in Toronto on Friday.

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Actress Christina Hendricks has incredibly large eyes on the red carpet for the film "Ginger and Rosa" in Toronto on Friday. Look at those things! You don’t see peepers that spectacular every day, do you?! They just pop right out at you! They match her outsized earrings, too, which is a nice understated touch.

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Just when I was quietly lamenting the sad fact that not enough young actresses are dressing like Willy Wonka these days, along comes Elle Fanning on the red carpet for the film "Ginger and Rosa" in Toronto on Friday to make me feel better!

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Eva Mendes blows a kiss on the red carpet for the new movie "The Place Beyond the Pines" in Toronto on Friday . . .

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. . . And HER boyfriend, not your boyfriend, blows one back to her. So sweet, right ladies everywhere?

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Christopher Walken’s pants orbit his nipples on the red carpet for the film “Seven Psychopaths” in Toronto Friday. Mr. Walken will now give us a grammar lesson in the uses of the comparative and the superlative.

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Walkeny

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Walkenier

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Walkeniest!

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Actress Olivia Williams is a bit walkeny on the red carpet for the film "Anna Karenina" in Toronto on Friday.

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Oh look, ladies, Eva Mendes is blowing another kiss to her boyfriend! Who’s her boyfriend again?

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Oh right, it’s Ryan Gosling! And he’s blowing a kiss back to his beloved sweetheart who is not you! Awww.

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Kiss for Ryan.

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Kiss for Eva. Hey girl, reaching for the vodka yet?

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James Franco offers his wet armpits as consolation to the women of the world during a press conference for the movie "Spring Breakers" in Toronto on Friday.

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Selena Gomez is all Bieberless and free on the red carpet for the film "Spring Breakers" in Toronto on Friday.

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Later she Facebooked with a fan who brought their laptop to the red carpet. This should not surprise anyone.

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Julianne Moore delivers the festival’s first sideboob from the red carpet for the film "What Maisie Knew" in Toronto on Friday.

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More sideboob! Get it? Because the woman has a boob at her side . . . Joaquin Phoenix? Hello? Is it lunchtime yet? What?

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Yes, John Goodman on the red carpet for the film "Argo" in Toronto on Friday, it is going to be a very looooooong festival.

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