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Even Susan Sarandon’s dog gets into better places than you do at the Toronto International Film Festival.Charles Leonio/Getty Images
Something, not quite sure what, tells me Kate Winslet is pregnant at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday. Maybe it’s the way she’s touching her belly?Chris Young/The Canadian Press
Jesus Christ arrives at Friday’s premiere of Dallas Buyers Club, which stars Jared Leto.Jason Merritt/Getty Images
A quick wave to Dad and he was off.Jason Merritt/Getty Images
Ralph Fiennes lives it up at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.Chris Young/The Canadian Press
Tavi Gevinson was also the very picture of film-festival merriment at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images
Tavi Gevinson has never heard of you, either.Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images
What terrible sight horrified Jennifer Garner at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday? Was it...Mark Blinch/Reuters
A) Tom Arnold?Jon Blacker/Reuters
B) Alice Cooper?Jon Blacker/Reuters
C) Olivia Wilde’s pants?Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images
Definitely Tom Arnold.Michelle Siu/The Canadian Press
Jen Gerste invents a ridiculous new red-carpet pose at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday. My neck hurts.Jerod Harris/Getty Images
Vanessa Paradis arrives at the premiere of Fading Gigolo, a movie that has nothing to do with the fact she dumped Johnny Depp but it’s funny you thought so.Michael Buckner/Getty Images
If my name was Imogen Poots, I’d be an actress, too.Jerod Harris/Getty Images
Clive Owen is the assistant director of sales for the Hamilton region and has been with our firm for 25 years. Call him today to arrange an appointment.Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images
If Matthew McConaughey gets any skinnier, he’s going to be Keira Knightley.Mark Blinch/Reuters
Aides work feverishly to keep Alice Cooper from getting any rain on him. What’s the big deal with celebrities getting a little rain on them? It’s not like they’re robots or something.Michelle Siu/The Canadian Press
Julia Louis-Dreyfus completely seizes up after getting a little rain on her at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.Mark Blinch/Reuters
Matthew McConaughey is incredibly ugly.Fred Thornhill/Reuters