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Celebrity Photos of TIFF, Day 3: One horror after another

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Even Susan Sarandon’s dog gets into better places than you do at the Toronto International Film Festival.

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Something, not quite sure what, tells me Kate Winslet is pregnant at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday. Maybe it’s the way she’s touching her belly?

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Jesus Christ arrives at Friday’s premiere of Dallas Buyers Club, which stars Jared Leto.

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A quick wave to Dad and he was off.

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Ralph Fiennes lives it up at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.

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Tavi Gevinson was also the very picture of film-festival merriment at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.

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Tavi Gevinson has never heard of you, either.

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What terrible sight horrified Jennifer Garner at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday? Was it...

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A) Tom Arnold?

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B) Alice Cooper?

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C) Olivia Wilde’s pants?

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Definitely Tom Arnold.

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Jen Gerste invents a ridiculous new red-carpet pose at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday. My neck hurts.

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Vanessa Paradis arrives at the premiere of Fading Gigolo, a movie that has nothing to do with the fact she dumped Johnny Depp but it’s funny you thought so.

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If my name was Imogen Poots, I’d be an actress, too.

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Clive Owen is the assistant director of sales for the Hamilton region and has been with our firm for 25 years. Call him today to arrange an appointment.

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If Matthew McConaughey gets any skinnier, he’s going to be Keira Knightley.

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Aides work feverishly to keep Alice Cooper from getting any rain on him. What’s the big deal with celebrities getting a little rain on them? It’s not like they’re robots or something.

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus completely seizes up after getting a little rain on her at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.

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Matthew McConaughey is incredibly ugly.

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