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Even Susan Sarandon’s dog gets into better places than you do at the Toronto International Film Festival.Charles Leonio/Getty Images

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Something, not quite sure what, tells me Kate Winslet is pregnant at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday. Maybe it’s the way she’s touching her belly?Chris Young/The Canadian Press

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Jesus Christ arrives at Friday’s premiere of Dallas Buyers Club, which stars Jared Leto.Jason Merritt/Getty Images

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A quick wave to Dad and he was off.Jason Merritt/Getty Images

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Ralph Fiennes lives it up at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.Chris Young/The Canadian Press

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Tavi Gevinson was also the very picture of film-festival merriment at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images

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Tavi Gevinson has never heard of you, either.Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images

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What terrible sight horrified Jennifer Garner at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday? Was it...Mark Blinch/Reuters

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A) Tom Arnold?Jon Blacker/Reuters

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B) Alice Cooper?Jon Blacker/Reuters

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C) Olivia Wilde’s pants?Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images

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Definitely Tom Arnold.Michelle Siu/The Canadian Press

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Jen Gerste invents a ridiculous new red-carpet pose at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday. My neck hurts.Jerod Harris/Getty Images

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Vanessa Paradis arrives at the premiere of Fading Gigolo, a movie that has nothing to do with the fact she dumped Johnny Depp but it’s funny you thought so.Michael Buckner/Getty Images

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If my name was Imogen Poots, I’d be an actress, too.Jerod Harris/Getty Images

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Clive Owen is the assistant director of sales for the Hamilton region and has been with our firm for 25 years. Call him today to arrange an appointment.Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images

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If Matthew McConaughey gets any skinnier, he’s going to be Keira Knightley.Mark Blinch/Reuters

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Aides work feverishly to keep Alice Cooper from getting any rain on him. What’s the big deal with celebrities getting a little rain on them? It’s not like they’re robots or something.Michelle Siu/The Canadian Press

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus completely seizes up after getting a little rain on her at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Friday.Mark Blinch/Reuters

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Matthew McConaughey is incredibly ugly.Fred Thornhill/Reuters

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