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BREAKING NEWS: Celebrity cephalopod Angelina Jolie and her mating partner Brad Pitt announced they are engaged to be married last week. We will bring you reaction throughout this week's gallery. [Finger in ear, anchorman-style] Hang on, I'm told we're getting some reaction right now. We go live to California . . .

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Jennifer Aniston, is that you? We're having trouble with the audio. Picture's lousy too.

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Jennifer? Jennifer? We can sort of see Jennifer Aniston but we can't hear her. Our apologies for the technical difficulties. We'll try again later.

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What the hell are you looking so smug about?

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Scarlett Johansson was the picture of class and poise at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.

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Jeremy Renner also exuded good taste and style at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.

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Actor Harry Dean Stanton wanted you to smell his finger at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.

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Round Two: Samuel L. Jackson was the epitome of manly elegance at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.

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Actress Kat Graham was beguiling and sexy at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.

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Reality TV "personality" Audrina Patridge was inexplicably present and as visually appealing as a bad case of pink eye at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.

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Jennifer? Jennifer? Still no audio. Our apologies. But we're told she wants to show us a photo?

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You're right, Jennifer: He does look like a lot more fun and way younger at the 2003 Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, Calif.

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Scarlett Johansson has to once again explain who she is and what role she played in "Marvel's The Avengers" to costar Robert Downey Jr. at the film's premiere in Moscow on Tuesday.

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NEW GAME THIS WEEK!! We introduce a new in-gallery game this week called "Live? Or Hologram!" We run a photo of a celebrity and you tell us whether they are actually alive or present only as a high-tech hologram image. No: 1: Larry Hagman at the world premiere of the 40th anniversary restoration of the film "Cabaret" during the opening night gala of the 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival in Hollywood last week. [Answer: live]

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No. 2: Liza Minnelli at the world premiere of the 40th anniversary restoration of the film "Cabaret" in Hollywood last week. [Answer: hologram]

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No. 3: Debbie Reynolds at the world premiere of the 40th anniversary restoration of the film "Cabaret" in Hollywood last week. [Answer: live]

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No. 4: Zac Efron at the premiere of "The Lucky One" in Hollywood on Monday. [This was a trick question. The correct answer is "wax."]

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Final question: Paul McCartney and his wife Nancy Shevell at the world premiere of the video "My Valentine," directed by McCartney, in West Hollywood last week. [Answer: She and he are live, but his hair is a hologram.]

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Yes, Jennifer? You have another photo you want us to see?

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No, you're right: You do look very happy together at the 1999 Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. Yes, you were together for a long time. Yes, we get it. Thank you.

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Speaking of unusually long relationships, Woody Allen and his wife Soon Yi attend the premiere of Allen's latest movie, "To Rome with Love," in Rome last week.

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Roberto Benigni does an uncanny impersonation of a cruise ship captain pushing people out of the way as he flees his sinking vessel at the premiere of "To Rome with Love" in Rome last week.

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Zooey Deschanel continues to struggle with the unfamiliar gravitational pull of planet Earth at the premiere of the Paul McCartney-directed video "My Valentine" in West Hollywood last week.

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Actress Kristen Stewart continues to bring the cheer to every event she attends at the premiere of the video "My Valentine" in West Hollywood last week.

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Stewart later broke into a fit of uncontrollable laughter at the premiere of the video "My Valentine" in West Hollywood last week.

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Gwyneth Paltrow disappears into her own ankles at the premiere of the music video for "My Valentine" in West Hollywood last week.

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Enough!! Let it go, Jennifer.

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