BREAKING NEWS: Celebrity cephalopod Angelina Jolie and her mating partner Brad Pitt announced they are engaged to be married last week. We will bring you reaction throughout this week's gallery. [Finger in ear, anchorman-style] Hang on, I'm told we're getting some reaction right now. We go live to California . . .Reuters
Jennifer Aniston, is that you? We're having trouble with the audio. Picture's lousy too.Reuters
Jennifer? Jennifer? We can sort of see Jennifer Aniston but we can't hear her. Our apologies for the technical difficulties. We'll try again later.Reuters
What the hell are you looking so smug about?Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Scarlett Johansson was the picture of class and poise at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.Reuters
Jeremy Renner also exuded good taste and style at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.Reuters
Actor Harry Dean Stanton wanted you to smell his finger at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.Reuters
Round Two: Samuel L. Jackson was the epitome of manly elegance at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.Reuters
Actress Kat Graham was beguiling and sexy at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.Reuters
Reality TV "personality" Audrina Patridge was inexplicably present and as visually appealing as a bad case of pink eye at the premiere of "Marvel's The Avengers" in Hollywood last week.Reuters
Jennifer? Jennifer? Still no audio. Our apologies. But we're told she wants to show us a photo?Reuters
You're right, Jennifer: He does look like a lot more fun and way younger at the 2003 Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, Calif.Reuters
Scarlett Johansson has to once again explain who she is and what role she played in "Marvel's The Avengers" to costar Robert Downey Jr. at the film's premiere in Moscow on Tuesday.Reuters
NEW GAME THIS WEEK!! We introduce a new in-gallery game this week called "Live? Or Hologram!" We run a photo of a celebrity and you tell us whether they are actually alive or present only as a high-tech hologram image. No: 1: Larry Hagman at the world premiere of the 40th anniversary restoration of the film "Cabaret" during the opening night gala of the 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival in Hollywood last week. [Answer: live]Reuters
No. 2: Liza Minnelli at the world premiere of the 40th anniversary restoration of the film "Cabaret" in Hollywood last week. [Answer: hologram]Reuters
No. 3: Debbie Reynolds at the world premiere of the 40th anniversary restoration of the film "Cabaret" in Hollywood last week. [Answer: live]Reuters
No. 4: Zac Efron at the premiere of "The Lucky One" in Hollywood on Monday. [This was a trick question. The correct answer is "wax."]Reuters
Final question: Paul McCartney and his wife Nancy Shevell at the world premiere of the video "My Valentine," directed by McCartney, in West Hollywood last week. [Answer: She and he are live, but his hair is a hologram.]Reuters
Yes, Jennifer? You have another photo you want us to see?Reuters
No, you're right: You do look very happy together at the 1999 Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. Yes, you were together for a long time. Yes, we get it. Thank you.Reuters
Speaking of unusually long relationships, Woody Allen and his wife Soon Yi attend the premiere of Allen's latest movie, "To Rome with Love," in Rome last week.Andrew Medichini/The Associated Press
Roberto Benigni does an uncanny impersonation of a cruise ship captain pushing people out of the way as he flees his sinking vessel at the premiere of "To Rome with Love" in Rome last week.Reuters
Zooey Deschanel continues to struggle with the unfamiliar gravitational pull of planet Earth at the premiere of the Paul McCartney-directed video "My Valentine" in West Hollywood last week.Reuters
Actress Kristen Stewart continues to bring the cheer to every event she attends at the premiere of the video "My Valentine" in West Hollywood last week.Reuters
Stewart later broke into a fit of uncontrollable laughter at the premiere of the video "My Valentine" in West Hollywood last week.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Gwyneth Paltrow disappears into her own ankles at the premiere of the music video for "My Valentine" in West Hollywood last week.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Enough!! Let it go, Jennifer.Reuters