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A request was made by a commenter last week for "more hotties." Here is Chris Hemsworth, who portrays Thor in the film "The Avengers," standing in your kitchen doorway wondering if you need any help opening that new jar of salsa.

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Here is Taylor Kitsch purportedly at the CinemaCon Big Screen Achievement Awards show in Las Vegas last week, but actually he's at your front door wondering if he could come inside for a minute because his car broke down in this torrid summer heat wave and he needs to make a call. And, oh, would it be okay if he takes a shower while waiting for the tow truck?

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Here is Robert Downey Jr. not at the premiere of "The Avengers" in New York last week but actually in your living room gently reaching out to wipe a delicate, stray eyelash off the side of your nose so you can make a wish.

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Here is Michelle Pfeiffer at the CinemaCon Big Screen Achievement Awards show in Las Vegas last week. But no, she's not in Las Vegas. She's in your garage and she totally understands your frustration and thinks you're dead right about that unfair issue that has got you so worked up!

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Here is Charlize Theron at the CinemaCon Big Screen Achievement Awards in Las Vegas last week wearing a theoretically impossible dress in your actually impossible dream.

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And here is a bilateral cold shower for you all, in the form of Mikhail Gorbachev (left) and Henry Kissinger at the screening of a documentary about the Cold War in New York last week. All good now?

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We whisk you away now to the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in Washington on Saturday, where actress Ginnifer Goodwin was one of the beautiful people invited to this annual celebration of power, money, access to power and money, celebrity, free drinks and not being poor.

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Actress Kate Hudson was right at home at a dinner put on by a vibrant American free press that fights so hard to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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Celebrity morgue janitor Lindsay Lohan also made perfect sense on the guest list for an event put on by a press corps dedicated to keeping the excesses of the elite in check. Where else would she be?!?

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And what kind of serious journalistic gathering would it be without socialite Kris Jenner (left) and her maritally unencumbered daughter Kim Kardashian?

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Or without Uggie, the dog from the movie "The Artist"? I mean, these are good times in America! It's not like there were 500 people lining up overnight that very night outside a trade union office in New York in the meagre hope of landing one of 50 apprentice jobs.

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Five hundred people who lined up overnight Saturday outside of Local Union 46 in New York in hopes of getting of one 50 apprentice positions wait patiently for their chance to apply for the jobs on Sunday.

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George Clooney feels bad for the unemployed at the White House Correspondents' dinner after-party in Washington, D.C., on Saturday.

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No he doesn't! We were just fooling you. George is fine and really had a great time at the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington, D.C., on Saturday.

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An Occupy Wall Street activist, seen here talking to some police officers during a May Day march in Manhattan on Tuesday, is relieved to hear George Clooney had a good time at the White House Correspondent's dinner in Washington, D.C., on Saturday.

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Actress Elizabeth Banks attended the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington because someone misunderstood a directive to make sure "all the banks" got an invitation.

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Zooey Deschanel represented her faraway planet's people at the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington on Saturday.

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Telelvision star Sofia Vergara demonstrates her understanding of journalistic balance at the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington on Saturday.

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Blogging queen Arianna Huffington (right) came within seconds of having her spine ripped out by actor Daniel Day Lewis at the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington, D.C., on Saturday. There has been no explanation yet as to why she was spared.

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An Occupy Wall Street activist, seen here discussing the economy with police officers during a May Day march in Manhattan on Tuesday, expresses her joy that Arianna Huffington was spared an ugly fate at the hand of Daniel Day Lewis during the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington, D.C., on Saturday.

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A freshly bleached Diane Keaton arrives at the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington, D.C., on Saturday.

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Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner, moved by the singing of the national anthem during the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington, D.C., on Saturday, each put a hand to their massive hearts as they think of the tremendous opportunities and freedoms their great nation has given all Americans.

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Occupy Wall Street activist Jeremy Deheart, seen here debating the finer points of credit default swaps with police officers during a May Day march in Manhattan on Tuesday, is moved by the Kardashians' show of devotion to their country at the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington, D.C., on Saturday.

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Socialite Ivanka Trump obviously attended the annual White House Correspondents' dinner at the posh Washington Hilton in Washington, D.C., on Saturday.

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And George Clooney had a really, really good time.

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