Celebrity Photos of the Week: Aug. 1
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This week we start with a photo quiz. Is this a) Borat’s mustache? b) Kristen Stewart’s left eyebrow? c) a positive culture in the Olympic doping lab or d) the last thing you see when your great-grandmother moves in for a kiss?Bloomberg
Wrong! It’s John Travolta’s hairline, posing here atop the actor on Monday in Singapore.Bloomberg
Is this a) the photo that finally gets me fired? b) a wardrobe malfunction during an Olympic heavyweight wrestling match? c) deeply disturbing for the claustrophobic? d) deeply disturbing for the agoraphobic? or e) a future Cinnabon?Reuters
So wrong, people! It’s Pamela Anderson's knees, seen here during a panel for "Dancing with the Stars: All Stars" at the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Friday.Reuters
Actress Jennifer Carpenter can’t believe it’s not e) a future Cinnabon at a panel for "Dexter" during the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday.Reuters
Is this a) an Olympic dressage horse’s bottom? or b) Russell Brand at the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills, Calif., last week?Reuters
Wrong again, people! It’s a) an Olympic dressage horse’s bottom.Reuters
This is Russell Brand at the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills, Calif., last week. See? Huge difference.Reuters
Speaking of the Olympics, Zara Phillips competed in a show-jumping competition at the London games on Tuesday and impressed everyone with her ability to carve out time from her incredibly busy schedule as the Queen’s granddaughter to train for such a high-level sport.The Associated Press
Team Croatia’s win in the water polo competition on Tuesday was dampened by the fact the water in the pool was cold. Really super cold. Bone-chilling, even. Honest.Reuters
Yuki Ota of Japan also fails to impress during men's individual foil fencing on Tuesday.The Associated Press
China's Fu Yuanhui developed a serious drinking problem during a swimming event at the London Games last week.Reuters
Want to see me make Katy Perry sad at the premiere of "Katy Perry: Part of Me" in Rio de Janeiro on Monday? Hey Katy, you married Russell Brand.Reuters
There you go.Reuters
You know what else makes people sad? The backstroke.Reuters
See?Reuters
Zach Galifianakis (left) is transfixed by Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s tie, probably, during an event to promote the film "The Campaign" in Toronto on Monday.The Canadian Press
Later, Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis, in an effort to upend American stereotypes about Canada, drove a Zamboni outside the Hockey Hall of Fame while wearing hockey jerseys.The Canadian Press
Cast member Stacy Keach attends the premiere of the film "The Bourne Legacy" in New York on Monday. That’s good. There hasn’t been enough Stacy Keach on screen lately. I’m serious.Reuters
Same goes for Rachel Weisz at the premiere of the film "The Bourne Legacy" in New York on Monday. Am I right, fellas?Reuters
Jeremy Renner. Am I right, ladies?Reuters
You are right, cast member Claire Danes conveniently implies during the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Monday.Reuters