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No sense fighting it: Miley Cyrus has been the name on everyone’s lips this past week. Here, she kicks off her ‘Saturday Night Live’ host stint by airing out her tongue (she actually breathes through her tongue).Dana Edelson/The Associated Press
On SNL, Miley also classed up the show in a skit as Hillary Clinton, who now has some wardrobe ideas for her possible presidential bid.Dana Edelson/The Associated Press
Still in New York, Miley turned up on the ‘Today’ show, where she reaffirmed her position as a positive role model for the young women of America.CARLO ALLEGRI/Reuters
Miley’s ‘Today’ appearance was ruined by a temper tantrum after she discovered someone swiped all the Skittles from her dressing room.Charles Sykes/The Associated Press
Meanwhile in Los Angeles, actresss Portia Doubleday demonstrates the miracle of double-sided tape at the premiere of ‘Carrie’.MARIO ANZUONI/Reuters
Here’s young Chloe Grace Moretz, who plays the telekinetic teen Carrie, looking all sweet and innocent at her movie premiere.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Here’s Chloe Grace Moretz again, this time scaring the bejeebers out of co-star Judy Greer at the ‘Carrie’ premiere.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
‘Carrie’ director Kimberly Peirce all dressed up as little man. Adorable!MARIO ANZUONI/Reuters
Next stop: Macau, where Canadian music fixtures Avril Lavigne and husband Chad Kroeger made an inexplicable appearance at something called the Huading Awards. Such a handsome couple!TYRONE SIU/Reuters
And the event’s oddest couple: action star Jackie Chan and the ever-waxen Nicole Kidman.TYRONE SIU/Reuters
In fact, it seems like every big Hollywood name was invited to the Huading Awards. Here, Nicolas Cage attempts to muster up some sort of facial expression while accepting his trophy.TYRONE SIU/Reuters
At the same event, former ‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry actually immortalized his handprints in cement. Could he be more excited to be there?TYRONE SIU/Reuters
In this photo, Quentin Tarantino proudly displays the award that was undoubtedly left in the cabin storage compartment on the flight home.TYRONE SIU/Reuters
‘I’m hanging on to this, mate,” says Aussie actor Sam Worthington, named Best Global Action Movie Star at the Macau ceremony even though ‘Avatar’ was released in 2009.TYRONE SIU/Reuters
Over in jolly old England, Tom Hanks attended the London premiere of his new movie ‘Captain Phillips,’ while his actress wife Rita Wilson showed off the new Team Canada hockey jersey.SUZANNE PLUNKETT/Reuters
In New York, Canadian actress Genevieve Sabourin shows up for her trial in which she’s accused of harassing actor Alec Baldwin. She certainly doesn’t look suspicious in that getup, right?SHANNON STAPLETON/Reuters
At the same time in Dallas, actor Brady White wears a semi-bondage Santa suit for his photo layout in the Neiman Marcus Christmas catalogue.LM Otero/The Associated Press
In New York, Matthew Broderick finally succumbs to the fashion pressure of being married to Sarah Jessica Parker and leaves the house dressed as a Depression-era lawyer.Carlo Allegri
At the MIPCOM TV event in Cannes, France, actress Oona Chaplin gets all coquettish on the beach.ERIC GAILLARD/Reuters
Chefs Cyrus Todiwala and Tony Singh spice up things at MIPCOM by dressing as dreary Englishmen to promote their TV series ‘The Incredible Spice Men’.ERIC GAILLARD/Reuters
While at MIPCOM, English actor Matt Lucas learned the importance of putting sunscreen on one’s large, bald head.ERIC GAILLARD/Reuters
In this MIPCOM photo, actress Mali Harries shows off a dress that I’m pretty sure my mom gave to Goodwill in 1973.ERIC GAILLARD/Reuters
‘Hey, who took the sunscreen?’ roars ‘Breaking Bad’ regular Dean Norris.Lionel Cironneau/The Associated Press
While at MIPCOM, supermodel and phone-thrower Naomi Campbell was coerced in demonstrating her fabulous balancing skills.ERIC GAILLARD/Reuters
Model Katia Elizarova pretends to be hugely impressed by Ms. Campbell’s balancing act. Is there anybody else on the planet with so much natural talent and beauty?ERIC GAILLARD/Reuters
‘SEE Y’ALL YOU SOON, Y’ALL!’CARLO ALLEGRI/Reuters