Celebrity photos of the week: It's the MTV Music Awards (or the only place where no one wants to see Brad Pitt)
@captionperson is away this week so we're giving this our best shot!
Here we have actress and pop star Selena Gomez arriving at the MTV Movie Awards in Sony Pictures Culver City, Calif., on Sunday April 14, 2013.John Shearer/The Associated Press
Gomez has had a red-hot 2013: she dumped her bad-news boyfriend (Justin Bieber), charmingly dissed him on the talk show circuit, got herself a hit movie (Spring Breakers), and performed at the MTV Movie Awards (shown here).Danny Moloshok/Reuters
Naturally, being the most popular girl in school means dealing with lots of groupies.John Shearer/The Associated Press
Including... this guy. Gomez, who is 20, visited The Ellen DeGeneres Show on April 16 and described what went down: "Yeah, so I was in my dressing room and I had just finished performing. They knocked on my door and they said Brad Pitt would like to come in and I was like, 'He can come in.' I was trying to play cool and be really nice," Gomez said. "As soon as he walked out I ran and I hide under the craft service table for like two minutes because I couldn't believe it was happening."Danny Moloshock/Reuters
We can’t believe it happened either. Brat Pitt, seen here presenting the award for movie of the year, has a new movie coming out. In Hollywood, staying hip with the cool kids is imperative. But you guys: HE IS 49 YEARS OLD.Danny Moloshok/Reuters
People who hang around awards shows for teens and university frosh should look like this.Chris Pizzello/The Associated Press
Not this. (Will Ferrell, age: 45)Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Or this. Adam Sandler (46) to Chris Rock (48): “Shouldn’t you be in bed by now?” Rock to Sandler: “Shouldn’t YOU?” No you should! No YOU should!Danny Moloshock/Reuters
Anyway, here is 36-year-old Danny McBride presenting the award for best shirtless performance, obviously.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Seth Rogen doing his part.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Australian actress Rebel Wilson hosted the show.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Actress Kerry Washington never made it inside.Danny Moloshok/Reuters
Hana Mae Lee turned to food after the Jolly Green Giant butted out on her head.Phil McCarten/Reuters
Meantime, over in Hong Kong, director Pang Ho-Cheung, nominated for the Best Director award, posed with a toy donkey on the red carpet at the Hong Kong Film Awards.Tyrone Siu/Reuters
Actor Jackie Chan approved.Vincent Yu/The Associated Press
We’re not sure if Hong Kong films have a special category for donkeys, or donkeys are this year’s hottest accessory. (This one’s with actress Susan Shaw).Vincent Yu/The Associated Press
Also hot: portraits in front of portraits.Tyrone Siu/Reuters
And the Lumineers (for reals). Here they are performing on day 3 of the first weekend of the 2013 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival at the Empire Polo Club on Sunday, April 14, 2013 in Indio, Calif.Alexandra Wyman/The Associated Press
Anthony Kiedis of The Red Hot Chili Peppers performed.Alexandra Wyman/The Associated Press
With shirtless Flea, of course.Alexandra Wyman/The Associated Press
Inside this van, leaving his hotel in Amsterdam on April 15, is the heartthrob of today’s youth who is, by all accounts, not okay at all. Justin Bieber wrote an entry into a guestbook at the Anne Frank House museum in Amsterdam, saying he hoped the Jewish teenager who died in a Nazi concentration camp "would have been a Belieber" – or fan of his – if history were different. It was the latest in a series of bad moves by the 19-year-old Canadian pop star, a downward spiral that started around the time he was dumped. His ex, on the other hand? As Gomez told DeGeneres: “I’m doing great – I met Brad Pitt!”Peter Dejong/The Associated Press