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Celebrity Photos of the Week: Jennifer Aniston's hair, and other major issues

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Hey, Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of We're the Millers in New York last week: Brad Pitt called and he wants his hair back. (See what I did there?)

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Jennifer Aniston refuses to give Brad Pitt his hair back at the premiere of We're the Millers in New York.

Keith Bedford/Reuters

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Later she changed her shirt and went for a walk.

Issei Kato/Reuters

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Everyone who slept with their best friend’s wife and got her pregnant, raise your hand. Also if you’re a total...

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Linda Lovelace is played by Amanda Seyfried in the film Lovelace. (See what I did there?)

Jason Redmond/Reuters

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Hey, what a coincidence, Juno Temple at the premiere of the film Lovelace in Hollywood on Monday: The movie you’re in is making critics do the same thing!

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Here’s a new way to stay young-looking – dip your entire head in bleach, like James Caan did before attending the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills on Sunday.

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A tiny replica of Matt Damon is posed in front of a scale-model backdrop during a photo call for Elysium in Los Angeles last week.

Mario Anzuoni/Reuters

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Chef Gordon Ramsay and wife Tana Ramsay arrive at the Fox Summer TCA All-Star Party in West Hollywood last week. Wait. Someone married him?!

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Bassist Jared Hasselhoff of the American rock group Bloodhound Gang stuffs the Russian flag into his underpants at a concert in Odessa last week. The band has now been banned from Russia, because, you know, it’s bad to desecrate a piece of coloured fabric but perfectly okay to outlaw homosexuality.

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Don’t pay any attention to the juxtaposition occurring beside Paris Hilton’s head outside a comedy event in Latvia last week. That’s childish.

Ints Kalnins/Reuters

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Anna Wintour briefly emerged from under Andre Leon Talley’s muumuu at the premiere of The Butler in New York on Monday, then ducked back inside after a few photos.

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Who is this high-combed ginger? He seems funny! Maybe they should give him a late-night talk show. Start him out on cable and then work him up to a major network show like the one Jay Leno has. It would be dumb to do it the other way around, though.

Phil McCarten/Reuters

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Mariah Carey sports a bling sling at the premiere of The Butler in New York on Monday. Soon everyone will be wearing a bling sling.

Andrew Kelly/Reuters

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While you’re looking at this picture of Jane Fonda at the premiere of The Butler in New York on Monday, someone else is writing in the comments for this gallery that Mariah Carey has her arm in a sling because she slipped and fell during a video shoot and dislocated her shoulder and that she is not trying to be fashionable and The Globe and Mail sucks.

Andrew Kelly/Reuters

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Now you’re realizing you just looked at a photo of 75-year-old Jane Fonda trying to look 26 and are trying to imagine what could be worse than that while looking at a picture of Oprah Winfrey scratching her boyfriend’s buttocks.

Andrew Kelly/Reuters

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Not even I am sure what I did there. Here is a picture of Kevin Nealon.

Mario Anzuoni/Reuters

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