Celebrity Photos of the Week: July 17
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Hi. Christian Bale here. Remain calm. Come a little closer. Don’t be scared. I won’t hurt you.Reuters
Run!Reuters
Okay, okay. I won’t do that again at the premiere of "The Dark Knight Rises" in New York on Monday. Promise. But I can’t promise there won’t be other horrors in this gallery.Reuters
Anne Hathaway extends one of her bony articulated pincers at the world premiere of "The Dark Knight Rises" in New York on Monday.Reuters
A few more years and Ron Howard’s forehead will have slipped to the end of his nose.Reuters
Donald Trump spouse Melania Trump brings some Euro-class to the world premiere of “The Dark Knight Rises” in New York on Monday. And by "Euro-class," we mean all the style and flavour of a German air-guitar championship.Reuters
Stefan Voltz performs as Mr 1000 Voltz during the German Air Guitar Championship in Berlin on Saturday.Reuters
Cast member Juno Temple, having confused bats with pigeons, strikes what she believes to be the appropriate action pose at the world premiere of "The Dark Knight Rises" in New York on Monday.Reuters
Feminist icon Gloria Steinem hugs a movie starlet at the premiere of “The Dark Knight Rises” in New York on Ironyday.Reuters
Billy Crystal contemplates hearing endlessly about “The Dark Knight Rises” and nothing else every freakin’ day from now until Labour Day at a New York Yankees baseball game in New York on Monday.Reuters
Kristen Stewart, at Comic-Con in San Diego last week, feels exactly the same way as Billy Crystal, but this is as much emotion as her face is able to convey.Reuters
I’ll show you emotion, you vapid little QUICK, CLICK TO THE NEXT PICTURE BEFORE HE SWEARS AND I GET IN TROUBLE!Reuters
FOR GOD’S SAKE KEEP GOING!!Reuters
NOT YET!Reuters
The incredibly funny Will Ferrell hilariously wears a mask depicting himself during a panel discussion for his movie "The Campaign" at Comic-Con in San Diego on Sarcasmday.Reuters
Superman takes time out from saving the world and surfing Internet porn in his mother’s basement to ask a question during a panel discussion at Comic-Con in San Diego on the day after Pogeyday.Reuters
Comic-Con is a great place for adults to take a break from the harsh reality of their comfortable existences.Reuters
Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts pose in front of the Marquee Club in London in a photo taken to mark the 50th anniversary of the Rolling Stones' first-ever live performance on July 12, 1962. And since then, rock ’n’ roll has risen to all new heights!Reuters
Jan Fischer performs as Geeky Gisbert during the German Air Guitar Championship in Berlin on Saturday.Reuters
Did that work for you, Geeky Gisbert, you stupid QUICK, CLICK TO THE NEXT PICTURE BEFORE HE SWEARS AND I GET IN TROUBLE!Reuters