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American socialite Paris Hilton walks like an American socialite as she leaves a courthouse in New York this week. Some lawsuit or another brought her there.

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American socialite Paris Hilton likes the smell of lawsuits in the morning.

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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen discovers a strange, slightly yucky, brown substance on the ground that she had heretofore believed to be soap for poor people.

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Adam Sandler has a new really bad movie out, so here he is on the red carpet for the premiere of that awful film in Los Angeles on Monday. Sandler's new terrible movie is “That’s My Boy”.

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Leighton Meester, seen here on the red carpet for the premiere of the loathsome “That’s My Boy” in Los Angeles on Monday, also has a role in the latest reprehensible Sandler vehicle.

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Maybe I’ve been too harsh. I mean, how bad can Adam Sandler’s latest movie be IF IT CO-STARS VANILLA ICE!

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Pop quiz: Which of these two Betty Whites, seen here at Madame Tussauds Hollywood in Los Angeles on Monday, is made of an inelastic substance that is sticky to the touch and leaves behind a film when rubbed, and which one is made of wax?

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Answer: The wax one is on the left.

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Actress Jessica Chastain arrives at the 2012 Council of Fashion Designers of America Fashion Awards in New York on Monday. The CFDA awards gala is a sophisticated, prestigious event that honours the very best in fashion design.

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And the winners of the Womenswear Designer of the Year award are Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen.

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Beautiful women attended the 2012 CFDA Fashion Awards in New York on Monday, including actress Heather Graham . . .

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. . . . Model Doutzen Kroes . . .

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. . . Model Candice Swanepoel . . .

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. . . You saw this coming, right? Ellipses always precede horrors. This is Michelle Harper, cosmetics tycoon and philanthropist. She is definitely a giver.

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Actress Zoe Saldana was also in a giving mood at the 2012 Council of Fashion Designers of America awards in New York on Monday.

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Olivia Culpo won the Miss USA pageant in Las Vegas on Sunday after saying it would be fair for transgendered contestants to win the event. Not a particularly brave stance, coming from a wigstand that has dieted and exercized itself into asexuality.

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Madonna brings her decadent but really quite cheerful American infidel values to Abu Dhabi on Sunday.

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Either Madonna’s outfit is up to the task or that fellow in the front row has a valuable photo on his cellphone at the singer’s concert in Abu Dhabi on Sunday.

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We pause to acknowledge that side-boobism, as practised here by Shailene Woodley at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday but seen more and more frequently in recent galleries, is now an official red-carpet meme that will jump the shark when Jennifer Aniston does it.

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But it hasn’t jumped the shark yet, has it, Ciara at the premiere of the dire “That's My Boy” in Los Angeles on Monday?

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Justin Bieber serenades some French people from a balcony in Paris last week. They thought he was Anne Murray; it didn’t matter until he failed to sing “Snowbird,” and then it got ugly.

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Still not sated after devouring the souls of Keith Richards, Hunter S. Thompson and Willy Wonka, the succubus Johnny Depp performs with/drains the life from The Black Keys at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

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Later, Johnny Depp accepted the completely meaningless and socially devoid MTV Generation Award at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

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Emma Stone accepts the “trailblazer award” at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday. They sure give out some weak awards these days.

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Like this one: Justin Timberlake accepts the Entertainer of the Year award at the Spike TV Guys’ Choice awards on Saturday. These actors -- surely there has to be some honour so dubious that they will refuse it.

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Justin Timberlake entertains the crowd at the annual Wal-Mart shareholders' meeting in Fayetteville, Arkansas, last week.

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Justin Timberlake shakes hands with company chairman Rob Walton at the annual Wal-Mart shareholders' meeting in Fayetteville, Arkansas, last week.

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Charlize Theron, mistaking Michael Fassbender for Justin Timberlake, knees the actor in the face at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday.

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