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If my semaphore is correct and you read this clockwise from the top left, Justin Bieber spelled out “REDO” during his concert in Barcelona, Spain, on Saturday.Semaphoric montage by The Globe and Mail

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However, it’s possible my semaphore is rusty and he spelled out “DORK.”Semaphoric montage by The Globe and Mail

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Question mark followed by a period? What?Albert Gea/Reuters

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Taylor Swift sings her hit “I’m Never Ever Going Out With You Again Okay Maybe Just This One More Time Call Me Ha Tina Fey Sucks!” on the opening night of her new tour in Omaha, Neb., last week.Ryan Soderlin/The Associated Press

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Which one of these next three celebrities is currently in rehab? Is it Miss America 2013 Mallory Hagan at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York on Saturday?Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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Is it Ashley Judd at the premiere of the movie "Olympus Has Fallen" in Hollywood on Monday?Patrick T. Fallon/Reuters

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Is it Michelle Celeste also at the premiere of the movie "Olympus Has Fallen" in Hollywood on Monday?Patrick T. Fallon/Reuters

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If you said Lindsay Lohan, you are CORRECT!Pool/Reuters

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Although if you said Michelle Celeste you might also be correct. We’ve never heard of her either.Patrick T. Fallon/Reuters

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Lindsay Lohan arrived 45 minutes late and was glitter-bombed as she walked into Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday. Then she was sentenced to three months in a locked rehab facility. So pretty much a standard day for her.Damian Dovarganes/The Associated Press

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Glitter-bombing involves sneaking up to a red carpet and throwing a handful of glitter at a passing celebrity. If you want to mix a little cocaine into it, that’s okay, too.Damian Dovarganes/The Associated Press

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NEWSFLASH: Bud Cort, best known for his 1971 film "Harold and Maude,” is alive and well and living in Rivendell down the street from Legolas.Fred Prouser/Reuters

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Hey, Jim Sturgess, we’re as surprised as you are that you were allowed to put your arm around Kirsten Dunst at an after-party for the premiere of “Upside Down” in Los Angeles last week.Todd Williamson/The Associated Press

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Madonna begins the slow descent into her “eccentric grandma” period at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York on Saturday.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press

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Seeing Milla Jovovich with really dark hair at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York on Saturday is almost as weird it would be to see Snooki with red hair!Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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Too predictable? Too horrible?Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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Here is Snooki’s former “Jersey Shore” co-star Jennifer “JWOW” Farley at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York on Saturday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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Why, I remember when Snooki was knee-high to a bar stool! Now she’s ... what’s that? Stop now? Okay, voice in my head.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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You can take the Honey Boo Boo out of June Shannon, which actually is what they did, because June Shannon is Honey Boo Boo’s mom. So never mind.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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Anderson Cooper visualizes the events of the previous caption at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York on Saturday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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