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Celebrity Photos of the Week: Now with more bull than ever!

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Either Richard Gere is reenacting that famous scene from “Pretty Woman” with Elizabeth Banks or he just asked how her she feels about sleeping with old men at the Vanity Fair Oscars party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

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Bull testicles boil in a pot of water to create a broth that is used as a hair treatment for movie stars at a salon in Santa Monica, Calif., last week.

Handout/Reuters

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Attendez – quoi?!?

Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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You heard right, Jean Dujardin. The name of the salon is The Broot. It’s trendy. Look it up.

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Faye Dunaway adjusts her hair wearing the same gloves I’d have on if I’d washed my hair with bull testicle soup at the Vanity Fair Oscars party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

Danny Moloshok/Reuters

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Scientists and Jim Carrey both say there are no known side effects to using bull testicle concentrate in your hair, and that you’re safe to apply it just before attending the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscars party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

Gus Ruelas/Reuters

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“I told you you should have used regular shampoo,” Jennifer Garner tells her clumsy husband Ben Affleck at the Oscars in Hollywood on Sunday.

Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Uh oh! Looks like SOMEONE forgot to get a spermanent before attending the Oscars in Hollywood on Sunday.

Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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No, Jean Dujardin, it’s a hair treatment. You can’t order it for supper at the Governors Ball in Hollywood on Sunday. Crazy Parisian...

Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Shot of Olivia Munn at Vanity Fair Oscars party generously provided to help you stop focusing on movie stars’ hair products.

Danny Moloshok/Reuters

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Russian model Irina Shayk also attended the Vanity Fair Oscars party and may or may not even have hair who cares right? What?

Danny Moloshok/Reuters

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Conan O'Brien and his wife Liza discuss how long he talked to a certain Russian model at the Vanity Fair Oscars party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

Danny Moloshok/Reuters

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I... ummm... Heidi Klum everyone. Next picture features an outsized pair of ....

Dan Steinberg/AP

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.... Feet! I was going to say feet!! Relax.

Dan Steinberg/AP

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Kim Kardashian, right, and Kourtney Kardashian arrive at the Elton John Oscar party in West Hollywood on Sunday and why am I suddenly thinking about simmering pots of bull testicles again?

Dan Steinberg/AP

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Jennifer Lawrence!! Be nice to the Kardashians!

Mike Blake/Reuters

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Diane Kruger is elegant and striking at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

Jordan Strauss/AP

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Marisa Tomei is striking and elegant at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

Jordan Strauss/AP

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Ginnifer Goodwin is at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party in West Hollywood on Sunday

Jordan Strauss/AP

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You should have thought of that before hitting the red carpet, Kristen Stewart at the Oscars in Hollywood on Sunday.

Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Careful, Anne Hathaway at the Oscars in Hollywood on Sunday – you never know where the person who handed you that trophy got their hair done.

Mike Blake/Reuters

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They’re still at it. We better give them some room...

Danny Moloshok/Reuters

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