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Reese Witherspoon looks gratefully up at Matthew McConaughey at the premiere of Mud in New York on Sunday and realizes that it’s actually pretty darn difficult for an actor to kill his or her career.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Reese Witherspoon’s mugshot is the portrait of a woman content not to be Lindsay Lohan.Handout/Reuters
Liza Minnelli is momentarily left unattended on the red carpet at the premiere of Mistaken For Strangers in New York last week.Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Robert De Niro's face says, “Yeah, I’m holding her hand, and if anyone says anything about it I’ll go Travis Bickle on their ass.”Charles Sykes/The Associated Press
Richard Belzer wins on style points at the premiere of Mistaken For Strangers in New York last week.Charles Sykes/The Associated Press
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones attend the 40th Anniversary Chaplin Award Gala in New York on Monday. Funny thing is, he was at the first gala when she was still in diapers, and now here they are and everything is reversed.Andrew Kelly/Reuters
Robert Downey Jr. arrives at the British premiere of Iron Man 3 in London last week.Joel Ryan/The Associated Press
Later he checked out the spectacular sights.Joel Ryan/The Associated Press
Reese Witherspoon: Still not Lindsay Lohan.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Perez Hilton: Still inexplicable.Jonathan Alcorn/Reuters
Former U.S. president Bill Clinton describes some of the fun he had late at night in the White House at the GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles last week.Jonathan Alcorn/Reuters
Betty White is so irrepressible. You just can’t repress her.Jonathan Alcorn/Reuters
The Backstreet Boys do a strikingly realistic impression of their career at the unveiling of their star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame last week.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Meanwhile, in Regina on Sunday, Canadian musician Rose Cousins goes slightly crazy imagining all the money that will now pour into her bank account after winning the Juno Award for Roots and Traditional Album of the Year.Todd Korol/Reuters
This is a funny photo from the Junos if you know who this is and what the context is.Liam Richards/The Canadian Press
Justin Bieber couldn’t attend the Juno Awards in Regina on Sunday, so they got this guy.Liam Richards/The Canadian Press
Michael Bublé and his wife Luisana Lopilato almost look real on the red carpet at the Juno Awards in Regina on Sunday.Todd Korol/Reuters
There were numerous arrests at the Juno Awards in Regina on Sunday. Carly Rae Jepsen was picked up for living off the avails of one song and one song only.Todd Korol/Reuters
Serena Ryder was nabbed for illegal use of a rock’n’roll gesture by a folk musician.Todd Korol/Reuters
Tom Cochrane was finally arrested for elder abuse after years of eluding the police.Todd Korol/Reuters
Kathleen Edwards was taken away and charged with terrorism.Todd Korol/Reuters
k.d. lang was busted for repeated capital crimes (wait for it).Liam Richards/The Canadian Press
Michael Bublé was hired to host the Juno Awards in Regina on Sunday because he can get excited about anything.Derek Mortensen/The Canadian Press
BREAKING: Kathleen Edwards is still at large.Liam Richards/The Canadian Press