Celebrity Photos of the Week: The 'Hoff tells the time, and other Cannes weirdness
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Anthony Hopkins tries to dislodge from between his teeth a tiny bit of the hipster he killed and ate and stole the glasses from at the season finale of American Idol in Los Angeles last week.Jonathan Alcorn/Reuters
BOUFFANT: Zachary Quinto piled his hair onto the top of his head for the premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness in Hollywood last week.Fred Prouser/Reuters
BOUFFANTER: Marion Cotillard piled her hair onto the top of her head for the screening of Blood Ties at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.Yves Herman/Reuters
BOUFFANTEST: Someone named Elena Lenina piled three cats and a baby on top of her head for the screening of Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian) at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.Eric Gaillard/Reuters
Bradley Cooper, Ken Jeong and Ed Helms smile as they savour the sweet taste of their swallowed artistic pride at the premiere of The Hangover: Part III in Los Angeles last week.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Meanwhile at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday, Miley Cyrus hopped on the unstoppable “crocheted harlequin jumpsuit” fashion bandwagon.Steve Marcus/Reuters
Justin Bieber went with the Robin Hood merry band of leathermen look.Chris Pizzello/The Associated Press
Later they disinfected him.Steve Marcus/Reuters
It you’re saying to yourself, "What could be worse than seeing Prince in an aquamarine turtlenecked pantsuit at the Billboard Music Awards on Sunday,” it’s because you haven’t seen the next photo yet.Steve Marcus/Reuters
Yup. That just happened.Steve Marcus/Reuters
Taylor Swift took home seven trophies at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday, and promptly dropped each one of them!John Shearer/The Associated Press
Meanwhile at the Cannes Film Festival on Sunday, Keanu Reeves stares at his fingers.Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters
James Franco tries to get Keanu Reeve’s attention at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Lionel Cironneau/The Associated Press
An unidentified guest does her best to get noticed by a famous director at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Regis Duvignau/Reuters
Famous director Steven Spielberg uses his built-in hand camera to zoom in on something he noticed at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters
Pudsey, star of Pudsey: the Movie, gives passersby a taste of the full-frontal nudity and uninhibited sexuality so characteristic of pet-based movies at the Cannes Film Festival.Eric Gaillard/Reuters
Benicio Del Toro‘s new health regime was clearly paying dividends at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Yves Herman/Reuters
Matt Damon (right) is about two seconds from being fed on by a necrotic vampire at the photo call for the film Behind the Candelabra at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.Eric Gaillard/Reuters
The Jennifer Lawrence Awards-Show-Dress Fail is now officially a look, according to actress Paz Vega at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Yves Herman/Reuters
CUTE MARRIED COUPLE NO. 1: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban make out on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Yves Herman/Reuters
CUTE MARRIED COUPLE NO. 2: Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas make out at a photo call at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Francois Mori/The Associated Press
CUTE MARRIED COUPLE NO. 3: Justin Timberlake shuts up and gets in the car at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters
David Hasselhoff checked the time on his fingers and then tried to make a peace sign with his watch at the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France, last week.Lionel Cironneau/The Associated Press
Nothing says “healthy” like a great smile.Lionel Cironneau/The Associated Press