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Celebrity Photos of the Week: The search for Justin Bieber's monkey

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Mally, the pet monkey of Canadian singer Justin Bieber, is seen at a home for animals in Munich on April 2, 2013. The 14-week old Capuchin monkey was quarantined last Thursday by German custom officials after Bieber brought the pet to Germany without the necessary documents. Sometimes captions just write themselves.

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One minute you’re the monkey on some celebrity’s back and the next you’re a prisoner of the German state.

Matthias Schrader/AP

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Must. Find. New. Celebrity.

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Tom Cruise posed for a photo call for his new movie Oblivion in front of Moscow's Red Square on Monday...

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... And then he was off to his next event.

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Tom Cruise’s hair is completely picked clean of sweet, sweet nits and insects as he poses with co-star Olga Kurylenko at the premiere of Oblivion in Moscow on Monday.

Ivan Sekretarev/AP

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Meanwhile in Spain, Antonio Banderas has A) joined the Rotary Club B) become an honorary Spanish legionnaire or C) a morbid fear of monkey paws on his scalp.

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You can’t be too careful when you’re married to Melanie Griffith.

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Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming arrive at the premiere of G.I. Joe: Retaliation in Hollywood last week.

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Cast member Adrianne Palicki arrives at the premiere of G.I. Joe: Retaliation in Hollywood last week.

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Bruce Willis’s wife Emma Heming says that’s enough looking at Adrianne Palicki at the premiere of G.I. Joe: Retaliation in Hollywood last week.

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Rumer Willis turns up to support her father’s work at the premiere of G.I. Joe: Retaliation in Hollywood last week, and also to help keep the photo count up in this gallery on a slow week.

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This is Elodie Yung. See secondary clause in previous caption.

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If you were an ex-CFL football player who went into wrestling and then became a Hollywood megastar who keeps getting good reviews about your acting no matter how crappy your movies are, and this was your current girlfriend, you too would be smiling like this at the premiere of G.I. Joe: Retaliation in Hollywood last week.

Chris Pizzello/AP

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Someday you will be mine, Dwayne Johnson. Someday...

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Aaron Eckhart, star of Olympus Has Fallen, poses last week on what is apparently the only balcony in Moscow on which Hollywood stars are allowed to be photographed.

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Gerard Butler (right) joins Aaron Eckhart on Official Balcony of Prostitution of Decadent American Movie Star Posings in Moscow last week.

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Larry David arrives for the premiere of the play Lucky Guy in New York on Monday.

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Barbara Walters arrives for the premiere of the play Lucky Guy in New York on Monday.

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Bite me, Bieber, you monkey-dumping geek. I’m on Broadway now.

Matthias Schrader/AP

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