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Why is Jeremy Irons, seen here with German actress Martina Gedeck, asking everyone to keep quiet at the Berlinale International Film Festival in Berlin last week?Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
“I know! Oh oh oh oh! Me! ME!”Lisi Niesner/Reuters
That is correct, Yoko Ono. He doesn’t want anyone to mention he tucked his pleated corduroys into his boots.Fabrizio Bensch/Reuters
Yoko Ono celebrates her first caption in Frankfurt, Germany, last week.Lisi Niesner/Reuters
Designer and former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham was spotted in the thigh gap of a model at London Fashion Week on Saturday.Olivia Harris/Reuters
Something angered the volatile actor Nicolas Cage at the screening of the animated feature "The Croods" at the Berlinale International Film Festival in Berlin last week. C’mon, Cage. You need to lighten up. It’s not anyone’s fault but your own that you star in a cartoon about cavemen.Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
Backing...Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
... away...Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
... slowly.Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
Emma Stone was sedate at the Berlin screening of the "The Croods" in a dress they ran out of material for after completing the sleeves.Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
Gold watch: check. Gold necklace and earrings: check. Gold stitching in dress: check. Gold hair: check. Nicole Kidman sets a new gold standard at a screening of the film “Stoker” in London on Sunday.Luke Macgregor/Reuters
Cote de Pablo wore white at the Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture celebration for the Vanities Calendar at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood on Monday.Phil Mccarten/Reuters
Kate Mara wore black and pale yellow at the Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture celebration for the Vanities Calendar at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood on Monday.Phil Mccarten/Reuters
Ellie Kemper wore a patterned purple dress at the Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture celebration for the Vanities Calendar at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood on Monday.Phil Mccarten/Reuters
Ali Larter put all three previous outfits in a blender and wore the resulting puree at the Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture celebration for the Vanities Calendar at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood on Monday.Phil Mccarten/Reuters
Model Kate Bock arrives at Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue launch party in New York last week and answers the question, “How many times can you objectify a woman in a single picture?”Carlo Allegri/Reuters
That was a rhetorical question, Yoko.Lisi Niesner/Reuters
Way to go, Sports Illustrated.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Katherine Heigl sees a movie producer she thinks might actually be willing to cast her in a movie at New York Fashion Week last week.Andrew Kelly/Reuters
Beyoncé attends the New York premiere of the documentary "Beyoncé: Life is But a Dream" in New York last week. I wonder what it would be like to be related to someone so famous. What would you have to do get any attention?Andrew Kelly/Reuters
Beyoncé's sister Solange Knowles attends the New York premiere of the documentary "Beyoncé: Life is But a Dream" in New York last week.Andrew Kelly/Reuters
“Go Solange!” Peaches Geldof, the daughter of Musician Bob Geldof, would appear to be saying but probably isn’t at London Fashion Week in London, England, last week.Suzanne Plunkett/Reuters