He's pale, sort of scrawny and had to resort to having his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China. So who would have ever guessed Justin Bieber is a love god in the sack?
Still, let's consider the source. Gawker reports that Brazilian model Tati Neves has gone public about her alleged romantic interlude with the Canadian pop star, whom she describes as a "marvellous and unforgettable" lover.
Roughly one week after their fleeting hookup in Rio de Janeiro, Neves kicked off her tell-all press tour last weekend in Brazil on the Globo TV program titled Fantastico.
In that interview, Neves coyly said she shared a bed with Biebs, but didn't have sex with him. Hey, a girl has to set limits, right?
When the interviewer asked Neves if she and Bieber kissed, she responded: "What do you think, if I was sleeping in the bedroom, just me and him?" The imagination fairly boggles.
All such prim boundaries were broached two days later, however, when Brazilian tabloid The Sun published an exclusive interview with Neves. On this occasion, Neves said the couple did a whole lot more than sleep.
Among other highlights, Neves told the paper that Bieber was "very well-endowed." Neves also said that when she departed Bieber's room in the morning, she immediately received a voice mail from him asking her to come back, but she had to decline because she was "too tired."
In the same interview, Neves said Bieber "looked great" naked and praised the 19-year-old singer for his "stamina" and "energy." Apparently the term TMI isn't widely known or used in Brazil.
Neves's tales come in the wake of lurid stories about a Panamanian prostitute stating she had sex with Bieber and a film of him sleeping after a supposed night of lovemaking (which some media are reporting was posted by Neves). A trip to the clinic once he comes back home might be a good idea.
And while all these sexual escapade reports may be making Bieber feel like a stud muffin, they apparently are not going over well with his former girlfriend Selena Gomez.
According to Hollywood Life, Gomez is terribly upset by the news that her former beau is making the rounds with sexy Latina ladies and was wounded deeply by the details provided in Neves's interview.
Said one source: "What Tati said hurts because Selena still has feelings for Justin and doesn't need or want to know what he's doing behind closed doors."
Time to move on, Selena. Apparently Justin already has.